Chiropractor's Daughter Gets Crunched Loudly *ASMR Cracks & Relax with Back & Neck Pain Relief.

Location Mechanicsburg, PA.
~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy

You are beautiful

So much that

Time seems to stop... when I focus my intention in your direction

Something must be different in my brain chemical connection

because

as G pointed out in this video....

COLORS! THEY'RE SO BRIGHT

And at 7am... this morning's yoga feels like a modification of my sensory environment

Vision check: Sensitive to light and slightly blurred from the abrupt awakening of consciousness that burst through my body as a result of an alarm, alarming me that the morning has arrived

What a terrible name for this devise...

"alarm clock"

It doesn't set a good tone for the day

Should we be worried that the day has begun?

Or, can we come up with something better?

liiiiike....

"Consciousness Perturbator"

"Slumber Transistor"

"Awareness. Level. Activation. REM. Monitor."

... um

"SLEEPY WAKEY"

(boom! copyright applied for)

OK... Back to our senses

Sound Check: Yesterday morning in the shower I felt water enter my right ear, form a barrier around the tympanic membrane, and now the act of chewing sounds like tectonic plate activity in my dome piece thought machine

A fantastic opportunity to practice self applied head massage and measure the internal sensation of cranial suture sliding

Next...

Taste Check: Yummy

Integumentary Check: Ouch that feels good do it again

...

Moving on

...

As al-----ways
in gratitude for the soul plays
and you, the reader, entangled in this energetic ex----change

Whether you're here for cracks or for insight into the human mechanical machine thingy...

I bow to you in honor

And speaking of the seekers of sleepers
and night time rhyme freakers
with their miniature ear sized speakers

I make these videos for you

So if the shoe fits, wear it

If the music hits, blare it

When the fire's lit, flair it

Breathe into your belly and drain your heart of jelly

Where your mind is free to "wonder"

"a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable"

Webster himself dropping bars and enbrightening the shadows of doubt cast by your own reflection

Which means there's only one thing left to do

BREATHE

and imagine that you are a dragon

or some other magnificent beast that transcends the laws of physics

and dissolves the constructs of your limited imagination

let in, let out, those wild thought bubbles of explicit creation

(hey brb I need to drain my ear of this hydrogen peroxide sensation)

and finger tips grip on key pad letter slips

words whip and scrolls feed

your brain unrolls the need or wants and desire

warm your flesh here by my fire

laughter lover truth and might

seek internal validation from self generative light

NOW

There's something I want to tell you

resting your head on a pillow at night is akin to the highest of sacred and holy moments

the lull is a slow fall into an unseen net of ultimate safety

the sensors of external world connection slowly click to the off position

one by one by one

the body systems buzz becomes faint

your vibe descends the higher frequency peaks

into the canyon where the dark seeks peace

and the ground meets the sky as you breathe

NEXT

Notice the way you expand and contract

when your body is elevated

and when you relax

BC that's why I make videos

of joints that crack

DAMN

I missed you last week

But it's good to be back

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