The All New Democratic Progressive Blowgun Club . Learn to Accessorize Properly With Your Blow Gun

I’ve decided to create the first progressive and inclusive Democratic Socialist Blowgun Club. We will be different from other blowgun clubs in that our focus will be primarily on the aesthetics of our prized blowguns. We will also spear trash in our parks and communities with lassoed darts. As our motto states, a clean environment is like Disney World for the blowgunning soccer moms and our LGBT blowgunning allies.

After joining the Democratic Socialist Blowgun Club you will learn how to properly accessorize your blowgun depending on the season’s hottest fashions. You will learn all about this in our portrait sized glossy monthly blowgun fashion magazine. We will photograph only the most chic and socially relevant blowgunners to serve as cover models. We will also feature a Dear Falling Girl Section where I will answer questions related intimacy issues associated with blowgun addiction and healthy eating between blowgunning enthusiasts.

As a condition of membership you must take an oath to never shoot your blowgun at a living creature or in anger. Your blowgun should be a social and happy blowgun. I really want to encourage women to come out of the closet regarding their blowgun proclivities. We are a safe space and I’d love for we ladies to maybe meet up at Starbucks on occasion with our blowguns and chat about our children’s blowguns and their progression from blowguns to Ivy League Schools. We should be proud of our children’s blowgun accomplishments.

Please message me for details.

I almost forgot, in this video I’m testing out the Keystep Pro.